I am a guy who gets foolish ideas, but I consider myself a genius.
I get mad at people who oppose my foolish ideas.
I enforce my ideas.
I ignore alarms raised by people who are being forced to implement these ideas.
Only I can see the bigger picture in which my idea fits perfectly leading to a fantastic outcome. No one else can see this bigger picture...maybe they are blind.
I am always there to take credit of the good work done by you.
I always steer clear of the blame, when you have screwed up. I like to keep my slate clean.
I work for eight hours, but expect you to work for twelve.
I enjoy saturdays with my family, but expect you to do extra work on the weekend.
I cannot motivate you, cannot direct you..But I will always be there to demotivate you and throw stones in your path..
Who am I?
Showing posts with label Anger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anger. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Yet again!!
Yet again!
Mumbai is burning yet again. No, it’s not the politicians this time, it is the terrorists. I wonder how much more this city can withstand. Due to this continuous raping which has been going on and on, the financial capital of India now comes across as a scarred and mutilated body which is still breathing. Breathing, trying to survive, paying the price of being the richest city of the nation, paying the price of being “Bomb”ay. The name change didn’t help.
As I write, the city still burns and so does my heart.
May the people behind this rot in hell and may the soul of the innocent who lost their lives rest in peace.
Mumbai is burning yet again. No, it’s not the politicians this time, it is the terrorists. I wonder how much more this city can withstand. Due to this continuous raping which has been going on and on, the financial capital of India now comes across as a scarred and mutilated body which is still breathing. Breathing, trying to survive, paying the price of being the richest city of the nation, paying the price of being “Bomb”ay. The name change didn’t help.
As I write, the city still burns and so does my heart.
May the people behind this rot in hell and may the soul of the innocent who lost their lives rest in peace.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Anger Management
Try following some of these to control your anger:
1. Sleep. Especially when at work.
2. Count up to 10. If that doesn’t work, count up to 100. If that doesn’t work too, try spelling out the numbers as you count.
3. Shit, if you feel like. Try, if you don’t feel like.
4. Abuse someone who won’t mind it. If not sure whether he/she will mind being abused, do it in his/her absence.
5. Eat more than usual. So that you can either sleep or shit.
6. Write. Seriously, try and write. As I am doing write now.
7. Fart, in front of the person whom you are angry on. Make sure he/she hears it.
8. Watch porn. But only if you are above 18.
9. Listen to music. Good slow soft music.
10. Plan for you next holiday.
If you got better ideas let me know. Because I am really angry right now!
1. Sleep. Especially when at work.
2. Count up to 10. If that doesn’t work, count up to 100. If that doesn’t work too, try spelling out the numbers as you count.
3. Shit, if you feel like. Try, if you don’t feel like.
4. Abuse someone who won’t mind it. If not sure whether he/she will mind being abused, do it in his/her absence.
5. Eat more than usual. So that you can either sleep or shit.
6. Write. Seriously, try and write. As I am doing write now.
7. Fart, in front of the person whom you are angry on. Make sure he/she hears it.
8. Watch porn. But only if you are above 18.
9. Listen to music. Good slow soft music.
10. Plan for you next holiday.
If you got better ideas let me know. Because I am really angry right now!
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