Sachin's appraisal

Posting another forwarded email that I received.


Congratulations on scoring a double century. Here are the stats:

200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6

Agreed that you have done GREAT……


BUT BUT BUT BUT...


25 x 4s = 100

3 x 6s = 18

It implies that you have made 118 Runs in 28 Balls.


And 12 x 2s = 24

58 x 1s = 58

It means you have means all 200 Runs were scored in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM



MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your rating is 3.

The truth

*10% of Software Professionals are predicted to be affected by major diseases like Carpal tunnel syndrome, heart diseases etc

*20% of Software Professionals marry their co-workers

*30% of Software Professionals are interested in Live in relationship because they tend to hate the responsibility both in office and house

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*100% of Software professionals wish they had a choice other than computers in their life at least once in their lifetime

DILBERTISM

Dilbertism is the ultimate truth. We live it.

Dilbertism is an integral part of every office. Rather, an office exists because of it. It comes across as strange that, though we experience and observe Dilbertisms in our offices everyday, we never laugh about them. The same incidents when read in the cartoon strip instantly brings a smile.

Indirectly we are smiling/grinning/laughing/feeling sorry/etc/etc on our own lives.

Maybe this is a Dilbertism too!