Random thoughts...

Some random thoughts:

1. All urgent tasks are assigned to you in office when its time to leave for the day.

2. Locating a key in your pocket under ideal conditions is sometimes more difficult than finding and pressing the snooze button with your eyes closed.

3. I spend hours in choosing which songs will go into my pod, but strangely I just like one in ten songs when they are being played.

4. Your good friend becomes a bad guy, if he is promoted and you have to work under him. As the law says “All bosses suck.”

5. I get terrified when Word asks me if I want to save any changes to a thirty-five page project plan that I swear I didn’t make any changes to.

6. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.

7. Is it just I or is the world really getting worse every year?

8. Is it just I or is this conversation between the managers, who are clueless about the technology, pure bullshit?

9. I wish there was an invisible mode in life too, just like the messenger.

10. There are moments when you feel terrible and are sure that nothing will make you laugh the whole day but the next moment something happens and you cant stop laughing.

11. After a certain degree, frustration and anger turns into humor.

12. Why do pants never get dirty like shirts?

13. Sometimes I stare at a watch for hours and still don’t know what time it is.

14. First I used to work. Then I divided work into good and bad and did the good part. Now I am a manager.

15. I can’t imagine that there are people who get in the shower first and then turn on the water.